标题: ZT﹕搞笑:老外翻譯的雷人版三字經
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ZT﹕搞笑:老外翻譯的雷人版三字經

人之初:At the beginning of life。
性本善:Sex is good。
性相近:Basically, all the sex are same。
習相遠:But it depends on how you do it。
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time。
性乃遷:Sex will leave you。
教之道:The way of learning it。
貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person。
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng。
擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence。
子不學:If you don't study hard。
斷机杼:Your Dick will become useless。
竇燕山:Dou, the Famous。
有義方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine。
教五子:All his five son took it。
名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known。
養不教:If your children don't know how to do it。
父之過:It is all your fault。
教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it。
師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex。
子不學:You may refuse to study this。
非所宜:But that is a real mistake。
幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood。
老何為:You will lose your ability when aged。
玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick。
不成器:It won't become hard and strong。
人不學:If you don't learn sex。
不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness。

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